Yes, we now own this monstrosity.
Yes, it takes up about 1/4 of our living space.
Yes, sometimes I can feel it looming behind me and the hives begin to bubble up from under my skin.
Yes, it’s the Baby Einstein brand, which means it will automatically transform our kid into a genius.
Yes, we bought it used and much cheaper than a brand new one.
Yes, we’re keeping it.
And yes, I’m actually grateful for it—because Liam likes it. Oh, the lows that I’ve stooped to for this little guy. Good thing he’s worth it. *Wink wink.*
Lookout—we’ve got a rambunctious driver in the family!
On a related note, I’m considering a side gig making affordable, neutral-tone children’s toys. Haha. I really think there’s a market for it. Whadda ya think? Would you buy them?
P.S. Thanks for all the cool toys, Gma Mimsie! You saved me from a bland and colorless childhood. I mean, who knew there was another color besides beige?! Hugs and kisses to you and Gpa Popsie!
